September 14th, 2015
The world ended yesterday
I’m looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello…?
October 12th, 2015
Large yellow ball seen in sky over Ireland
Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
November 30th, 2015
Weekend to be extended to Thursday
If you want to stay dad you’ve got to polish your image. I think the image we need to create for you is “repentant but learning”.